Anti-Resolution

Since I'm never good at keeping my resolutions, I decided my success rate would be higher if I simply resolved to drink more rather than eat less. So far, I'm off to a good start.
When I took the beloved martini glass from its closeted existence and realized that it was literally coated in a 1/4 dust, I knew that this anti resolution did indeed promote positive change: cleaner stemware. And, when life gives you lemons, make lemon drop martinis!